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Back to stories... 20020322 - Children's caterpillar book Page 1: [pic - caterpillar with a cartoonish look on face, sitting on some plants and shit eating some leaves] [bubble - hey!-i'm a caterpillar, and i like to eat!] Gilbert is a caterpillar. And likes to eat. Page 2: [pic - white egg on a leaf with 3 aphids next to it talking with a ladybug approaching in the background] [bubble - aphid_1: "holy shit dude, look at the size of this thing!-what the fuck is it?" aphid_2: "hey!-isn't this where those butterflies were goin' down on each other last week?" aphid_3: "no idea, but it sure looks-HOLY FUCK!-A LADYBUG!!!-LET'S GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE, RUN AWAY.....RUN AWAY!" ] Gilbert came from a butterfly egg which had sat upon a leaf for a very long time. Page 3: [pic - egg in forefront ladybug eating an aphid in the background, the same 3 aphids are watching the 4th aphid get eaten one of them notices gilbert hatching] [bubble - aphid_being_eaten: "AHHHHHH.....SOMEBODY HELP ME, PLEASE! I'M DYING, FUCKING SHIT-IT HURTS AHHHHHH..." ladybug: "man i wish this little shit would shut up, i'm gonna' have to eat the next one head-first or not at all" aphid_1: "dude look!-Harold's being voraciously devoured by BigBertha" (pointing). Aphid_2: "fucking-A he is, goddamn that's annoying, wish he's shut the hell up and take it like a man..." Aphid_3: "better that annoying fool than us, hey look!-a big penis-looking thing is coming out of that big white thing!" (pointing). Gilbert: "Get me the out of this egg, i'm so clusterphobic!" ] finally Gilbert was free of the silky confines. Page 4: [pic - Gilbert still partially in egg starting to eat the leaf the egg's attached to, 3 aphids in the background] [bubble - aphid_1: "you guys think it's dangerous?" aphid_2: "i'm not sure, why is it eating our bathroom-part of the leaf?" aphid_3: "that's pretty damn fucking gross if you ask me, honestly who the hell eats a toilet?" Gilbert: "this leaf tastes good!" ] ...and immediately began to eat. Page 5: [pic - Gilbert has moved to an adjacent stalk and eaten several of the leaves, the 3 aphids are standing on their original leaf, which has been heavily eaten in the distant background the ladybug is devouring a swarm of aphids on a different plant.] [bubble- aphid_1: "wow, that penis-thing sure can eat!" aphid_2: "no shit, look what it did to our leaf, and he's still going strong." aphid_3: "just as long as it stays the hell away from us, wonder where BigBertha is..." and kept eating... |